- Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
- Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.
My name is Mahalia, I'm from Tacoma, Washington. I'm a lesbian. I love life and live it well :) Don't be afraid to ask me questions :)