• Straight Person: But who pays for the date?
  • Queer Person: No one. We dine-and-dash, cackling as we run out the door, flying away on our broomsticks as we flip everyone the bird. It's part of the Gay Agenda.

grahamhulan:

nonymoose:

thatsonofamitch:

Everyone go home, stop making music, stop whatever you’re doing.
This guy wins

Lmao

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